350+ Funny Shayari In English 2025

हँसी ज़िंदगी की सबसे बेहतरीन दवा है, और जब शायरी में थोड़ी मस्ती मिल जाए तो मज़ा ही कुछ और होता है। Funny Shayari in English का यह संग्रह आपको हँसी से लोटपोट कर देगा। यहाँ आपको मिलेंगी मज़ेदार, चुटीली और दिल को हल्का कर देने वाली शायरियाँ, जिन्हें आप दोस्तों के साथ शेयर करके हर पल को खुशनुमा बना सकते हैं। ये शायरियाँ न सिर्फ़ मनोरंजन का ज़रिया हैं, बल्कि रिश्तों में मिठास और मुस्कान भी जोड़ती हैं। आइए, हँसी की इस दुनिया में कुछ हल्के-फुल्के लफ़्ज़ों के साथ खो जाएं।

Funny Shayari In English

Dil Hai Achcha aur Dimag hai Kaccha
Tumhara message Nahin a raha
kya baat hai baccha…

Hai Yaaron Dost to ham bhi hain
dil Ke Bade Acche
par Jab ladkiyan dekh Lete Hain
To ho Jaate Hain Kacche…

Dosti Mein Tera hak
sab par Bhari Hai
bil To karva aur party Hamari hai…

Tumse Mohabbat Ka izhaar Kya Karen
Har Bar gift Mein chappal milati hai
yaar pyar Kya Karen…

Mohabbat aur kuchh Kahe
ya na Karen mobile jarur
silent Karva Deti Hai…

Safed Sadi per Jab
Lal Bindi Lagati Ho Kasam Se
ekadam ambulance Najar Aate Ho tum…

Lagta Hai Khuda Ne Dil banane ka
contract China ko de diya hai
aajkal Tut bahut rahi hai…

Na Kisi Ki Kasam
Na Kisi Ka Vasta
goli maro Mohabbat ko
chalu karte hain Yaaron nashta…

Khushiyon Mein kha lo mithaai aur
Gam mein chupchap le lo dard Ki Dawai..

Chehre par udaasi Aankhon Mein Nami Hai
TATA namak ka istemal karo janu
Kyunki tumne iodine ki Kami hai…

janu Ishq Mein Main Sab Kuchh Sal Lunga
per Jab Tu mujhe pizza na Degi
tab Main Tujhe Bhul Jaunga kyunki
Bhookh ka koi Ilaaj Nahin Hota…

Funny Shayari in English For Girl

Har Aahat Par
Jaan Nikal Jaati Hai
Ye Public Toilet Me
Kundi Kyun Nahi Hoti…

Aapki Mohabbat Mere
Dil Mein Aise Bas Gayi Hai
Jaise Chhote se darvaje
mein Bhains fas gai hai…

Log Hanste aur Rote hain
lekin Sukhi Vahi hota hai
jo do peg lagakar sote Hain…

Ladkiyon se Rakho Duri
Nahin to banaa Degi
Tumko dil Dimag ka Rogi…

Arj Kiya Hai Gujar Rahe Hain
Aaj Ham use mukam se Chhod
rahe hain ab apne bhi Sath
is Jara se jukham se..

Patni usne Kaha Mere Dil Mein
Tere Liye Koi Jagah Nahin
Pati maine kaha dimag
Mera kharab ho to Khali Hai…

Mere Pyar Ko Wafa Ka Naam De Gai
Mere Dil ko apni Yadon Ka Paigam De Gai
maine kaha Mere Dil Mein Dard Hai To vah
Jaate jaate mujhe hari mirch Le Gai…

A Khuda Mohabbat ke har Raste Mein
Dard Hi Dard Milega main Soch Raha Hun use
Raste par medical Khol Dun to Khoob chalega…

Kaise Mumkin Tha Kisi
Davaa Se ilaaj Ghalib
Ishq Ka Rog Tha
Maa Ki Chappal Se Hi
Aaram Aaya…

Funny Friendship Shayari in English

Tera Pyar pane ke liye
Maine Kitna Intezar Kiya
aur us Intezar Mein Maine Na Jaane
kitni hasinon Se Aankhen Char Kiya…

Wo Mila To Kehta
Tha Ke Pilot Banunga
Halat Aisi Hai Ki
Makkhi Bhi Udayi Nahi Jati….

Yaaron Mere Marne Ke bad
Aansu mat Bahana Jyada
Yad Aaye To kaminon
Upar Hi Chale Aana…

Tujhse Kaise Nazar
Milayein Dilbar Jaani
Teri Dayi Aankh Kaani
Meri Bayi Aankh Kaani..

Na Karo Ishq Jhutha Na Karo
Mohabbat farji nahin to jhelani
padegi Yaaron biwi ki khudgarji…

Apni Tarif Swayam kare
Burai Karne ke liye toh
bhaut Haramkhor Baithe hai..

Suno doston laila ki shaadi Mein
Ek lafada Ho Gaya
dulha Itna naacha
Ki langda Ho Gaya…

Pyaar kabhi bhi ho sakta hai
Dimaag kharab hone ka
koi time fix nahi hai….

Suno Yaaron Kiss Kiss Ka Naam
Le Apni Barbadi Mein
Bahut Log Aaye The Duaayen Dene
Is Majnu Ki Shaadi Mein…

Tere Ishq Ne Sarkari
Daftar Bana Diya Dil Ko
Na Koi Kaam Karta Hai
Na Koi Baat Sunta Hai…

Janab Sikha Tha Guitar
Jise Apna Banane Ke Liye
Aaj Offer Aaya Hai Mujhe Uski
Shaadi Mein Bajane Ke Liye…

Kuchh Aisa Tha Unke Labon Par
Isliye Wah Sharmaati Thi
Hansne Ke Bad Pata Chala Ki
Wah Sahjadi To Tambaku Khati Thi…

Palat Dunga Saari Duniya
Main Aye Khuda
Bas Rajai Mein Se Nikalne Ki
Taqat De De

Aajkal ki girlfriend Badi
shatir Hoti Hai Janab Matha
Chum kar dimag kha Leti Hai…

Khud ko zaleel karne ka
dusra naam mohabbat hain

Na Nayak ho na Khalnayak Ho
Tum Toh Janab Nalayak Ho…

Jo log jalte hai aapse
unme thodi Havan Samagri
dalkar kahiye swaha

Yeh Ishq Bhi Test Cricket Ke
Jaisa Hai Janab Run Bane
Ya Na Bane Wicket Par
Tika Rahana Jaruri hai…

Some Friendships Are Like
Tom And Jerry
They Tease Each Other
Knock Down Each Other
Irritate Each Other
But Can’T Live
Without Each Other

Funny Shayari English Mein

Ladkiyan Badi Satir Hoti Hai Janab
Matha Chum Kar Dimag Har Leti Hai..

Mujhe likhane Se Jyada
jugalbandi pasand hai
mujhe Mujhse Jyada
Meri bandi pasand hai..!

Jab Se Ham Ishq Mein Pade Tab Se
Barbad Ho Gaye Pahle Ham Gilas
The Ab Ham Chammach Ho Gaye..

Arj Kiya Hai…
Wo Tumhen DP Dikhaakar
Gumraah Karegi
Magar Tum Aadhaar Card Par
Ade Rehena..

Aajkal Ka Pyar Ham
machharon ki tarah ho
gaya hai jab tak allout chalta
hai tab tak pyar chalta hai..!

Meethi Hai mithaai
papdi thoda shakt Hai
Hamari Zindagi tu Jaani
Badi Jabardast hai..!

Teri Duniya Mein Koi Gham Na Ho
Teri Khushiyan Kabhi Kam Na Ho
Bhagwan Tujhe Aisi Item De
Jo Sunny Leone Se Kam Na Ho..

Sab Apni Love story ghar
Walon Ko Bataien Man
Gaye to theek Varna April
Phool Banaa kar kam chalayien..!

Tu rukhi Hai Tujhe Kaise
Main Manaun Tu Kahe To Tere
Liye Aalu ki sabji mein banao..

Ek Chutki Sindoor Ki Kimat
Tum Kya Jano Ramesh Babu

Kabhi Garam Kabhi
Thanda Piya Karo
Sms Kuch Naya Naya Kiya Karo
Are Kanjus Kabhi To
Net Pack Kara Liya Kar
Hum Hansi Ke Doctor Hai
Roz Hamse Hansi Ki
Khuraakh Liya Karo..

Meri Khushi Ke Lamhe
Is Kadar Mukhtsar Hain Faraz
Abi Mujra Shuru Hi Hua
Tha Ke Chaapa Pad gaya..

Tere Dimaang Mein Meri
Yaad Ko Panah Mil Jaye
Agar Tu Bhol Jaye Mujhe
To Teri Khushi Fanaa Ho Jaye…

NoteBandi Ka Ek Yeh Bhi
Asar Najar Aaya
Woh Bewafa Fir Se Mere Dar Pe
Najar Aaya..!!

Sharab Sareer Ko Khatam Krti Hai
Sharab Samaj Ko Khatam Krti Hai,
Aao Aaj Is Sharab Ko Khatam Krte Hain,
Ek Bottle Tum Khtam Kro, Ek Bottle Hum Khatam Krte Hai..

Hum dil fek aashiq har kam me kamal kar de.
Jo wada kare use pura har haal me kar de.
Tujhe lipistik lagane ki kya jarurat,
hum hot chum-chum ke lal kar de.

Bindas muskurao kya gam hai,
Zindgi me tension kisko kam hai,
Yaad karne wale to bahut hai aapko,
Dil se ‘TANG’ karne wale to sirf HUM hai.

Itna khubsurat kaise muskura lete ho,
Itna qatil kaise sharma lete ho,
Kitni aasani se jaan le lete ho,
Kisi ne sikhaya hai.. ya bachpan se hi kamine ho?

Dhadkan Dil Ki Ruk Jati Hai,
Sanse Aksar Tham Jati Hai,
Bahut Buri Halat Hoti Hai Yaaro,
Jab GF Se Shaadi Karne Ki Naubat Aati Hai!

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Hum dua karte hain Khuda se,
ki wo aap jaisa dost aur na banaye,
Ek Cartoon jaisi cheez hai humare paas,
kahin wo bhi common na ho jaye!

Na Need Aaye Raaton Ko,
Na Chaen Aaye Din Bhar,
Khuda Se Puchha Maine..
Kya Ye Pyar Ka Bukhaar Hai?
Khuda Ne Jawaab Diya..
Arre Nahi Garmi Mei Sabka Hi Aesa Haal Hai.

Na Muskurane Ko Jee Chahta Hai,
Na Kuch Khane-Peene, Na Sone Ko Jee Chahta Hai,
Ye Garmi Ab Bardaast Nahi Hoti,
Sab Chhod Kar Ab Shimla Chale Jane Ko Jee Chahta Hai.

Taza hawa ka jhoka aaya,
Kushbu tere sath laya,
Phir mere dil me khayal aaya,
Ke lagta hay ki,
Aaj bhi tu..
Nahi ‘NAHAYA’

Yaad karte hai tumhe tanhai mein,
Dil duba hai gamo ki gahrai mein,
Hume mat dhundo duniya ki bheed mein,
Hum milenge tumhe fir kisi,
Free SMS ki scheme mein.

Tumhari yaad dil se jaane nahi denge,
Tumhare jaisa dost khone bhi nahi denge,
Roz sharafat se sms kiya karo warna,
Ek kaan k neeche denge or rone bhi nahi denge.

Kisi shayar ne kaha..
Zindagi ek lamba safar hai,
Kisi aashiq ne kaha..
Zindagi ek mushkil paheli hai,
Are dosto zindagi ka arth toh sirf voh bata sakta hai,
Jiski shaadi ke baad bhi koi saheli hai!!

Zindagi behaal hai,
Sur hai na taal hai,
Msg box bhi kangal hai,
kya aapki sms factory me hartal hai,
Yaar kuch to bhejo ye meri mobile ki zindagi ka sawaal hai.

Aap baago k sab se hasin gul hai,
Hum to bas aap ke kadmo ki dhul hai,
Ab jada gurur mat karna kyoki ..
Aaj april fool hai.

Jab tum aayine ke paas jate ho,
To aayina kehta hai Beautiful Beautiful,
Jab tum aayine se door jate ho,
To aayina kehta hai April Fool.

Ishq K Khayaal Bohat Hain..
Ishq K Charche Bohat Hain..
Sochte Hain Hum Bhi Kar Le Ishq..
Par Sunte Hain Ishq Mein Kharche Bohat Hain..

Jokes Funny Shayari in English

Aapki yaad mein ek shair arz kiya hai..
Aaj hai mangal, kal tha peer..
Wah wah…
Aja hai mangal, kal tha peer..
Kabhi to kuchh bheja kar ‘FAQEER’.

Pyar aur maut se darta kaun hai,
Pyar to ho jata he ise krta kaun hai,
Hum to kar de pyar me jaan bhi qurban,
Par pata to chale hmse pyar karta kaun hai!!

Dhoka mila jab bhi pyar mein,
Zindgi mein udasi chaa gayi,
Socha tha chhor denge is raah ko,
Kambakht phir ek new number se miss call aa gayi.

Gori paan na khaya karo,
Honthon pe laali aati hai,
Gori paan na khaya karo,
Honthon pe laali aati hai,
By God,
Tera wazan dekh ke meri jaan nikal jaati hai.

Woh Rooth Kar Kehti Hai Humse
Tumhara To Mel-Jol Mehenga Ho Gaya Hai
Us Pagli Ko Kaun Samjhaye
Ke Petrol Mehenga Ho Gaya Hai

Bahut Khoobsurat Ho Tum
Khud Ko Duniya Ki Buri Nazar Se Bachaya Karo
Sirf Aankhon Mein Kajal Hi Kafi Nahi
Gale Mein Nimbu-Mirch Aur Chappal Bhi Latkaya Karo

Muqaddar Mein Raat Ko Neend Nahi To Kya,
Muqaddar Mein Raat Ko Neend Nahi To Kya,
Hum Bhi Muqaddar Ko Chuna Lagate Hain,
Aur Din Mein Hi So Jaate Hain.

Chaand Ne Chaadni Ko Maari Line
Waah Waah
Toh Bhaiya Suno Dhyaan Se
Chaand Ne Chaadni Ko Maari Line
Chaadni Boli I Am Fine, I am Fine
Waah Waah Waah Waah

Dil Ka Dard Dil Todne Wala Kya Jaane,
Pyar Ke Rivazon Ko Zamana Kya Jaane,
Hoti Hai Kitni Takleef Ladki Pataane Mein,
Ye Ghar Baitha Uska Baap Kya Jaane.

Yaad Rakh Kar Meri Dosti Ko Tumne,
Meri Zindagi Per Ehsaan Kar Diya,
Mere Mobile Mein Bhi Ye Aakhri Rupeeya Tha,
Le Voh Bhi Tere Naam Kar Diya.

Tumhara Naam Phool Rakhu To Bikhar Jaoge,
Dil Rakhu To Toot Jaoge,
Chalo Bijli Rakhta Hoon,
Chhor Kar Jaoge To ..
Ek Ghante Baad Wapis Aa Jaoge.

Wo Jo Sar Jhuka Ke Baithe Hain,
Hamara Dil Churaye Baithe Hain,
Humne Unse Kaha Hamara Dil Hume Lauta Do,
To Bole Hum To Hatho Mein Mehendi Laga Ke Baithe Hain.

Pehli Nazar Mein Laga Wo Meri Hai,
Aankhe Uski Jheel Si Gehri Hain,
Purpose Kar-Kar Ke Thak Gaya,
Tab Jaake Jana Ke Saali Behri Hai.

Hawa Ka Jhoka Aaya,
Teri Khushbu Sath Laya,
Hawa Ka Jhoka Aaya,
Teri Khushbu Sath Laya,
Mai Samajh Gayi Ki,
Tu Aaj Phir Nahi Nahaya.

Barish Ka Mousam Bahut Tadpata Hai,
Unki Yaad Aati Hai Jinhe Dil Chahta Hai,
Lekin Wo Aayein Bhi To Kaise,
Na Unke Paas Rain Coat Hai Aur Na Chhata Hai.

Bank Ke Lootere Bank Mein Ek Sher Farmate Hain
Taqdeer Mein Jo Hai Vahi Milega
Wah Wah
Taqdeer Mein Jo Hai Wahi Milega
Hands Up Koi Apni Jagah Se Nahi Hilega

Yaaro Mere Marne Ke Baad,
Aansu Mat Bahana
Yaaro Mere Marne Ke Bad,
Aansoo Mat Bahana
Jyada Yaad Aaye, Toh Upper Challe Aana.

Devdas Ki Tarah Jaan Mat Do Yaaro
Pyar Ko Laat Maro
Meri Baat Mano
Na Chandramukhi Na Paro
Roz Raat Ek Strong Beer Maaro Aur
Chain Se Zindagi Gujaro

Jab Tum Safed Saadi Per Laal Bindi Lagati Ho,
Kasam Se, Ambulance Najar Aati Ho,
Farak Sirf Itna Hai Ki Wo Ghaylo Ko LekarJati Hai,
Aur Tum Ghayal Kar Ke Jati Ho.

Tum Kya Chale Gaye,
Baag Se Titliya Chali Gayi
Phool Murjha Gaye
Patte Jal Kar Raakh Hue.
Ab Aur Mat Satao
Garden Mein Paani Dena Hai
Kaam Par Jaldi Aao.

Majnu Ko Laila Ka SMS Nahi Aaya,
Majnu Ne Do Din Se Khana Nahi Khaya,
Majnu Marne Vala Tha Laila K Pyaar Me,
Laila Baithee Thee Sms Free Hojane Ke Intezar Me.

Zindagi lambi hai dost banate raho,
Dil mile na mile hath milate raho,
Taj Mahal banaana to bahut costly hai,
Per har gali mein ek Mumtaz banate raho.

Kar Gyi Ghar Mera Khali
Mere So Jaane Ke Baad
Mujhko Dhadka Tha Ke Kuch Hoga Tere Aane Ke Baad
Maine Dono Baar Thane Mein Likhayi Thi Report
Ek Tere Aane Se Pehle,
Ek Tere Jaane Ke Baad.

Ice Cream Tu Bahut Nirali,
Thandi Mithi Swad Mein Aali,
Dekh Tujhe Man Lalchata Hai,
Muh Mein Pani Aa Jata Hai,
Jeebh Turant Bahar Aa Jaaye,
Bin Khaye Fir Rah Na Paayein ,
Kon Charon Aur Ghumati,
Chaat Chaat Kar Khoob Ghumti,
Sapne Bhi Bas Tere Aayein,
Iitni Mere Dil Ko Bhaaye.

Apni Surat Ka Kabhi Toh Deedar De,
Tadap Raha Hun Ab Aur Intezaar Na De,
Apni Aawaj Nahi Sunani Toh Mat Suna,
Kam Se Kam Ek Miss Call Hi Mar De.

Funny Shayari for Boyfriend

Dunia mein reh kar sapnon mein kho jaao,
Kisi ko apna bana lo ya kisi ke ho jaao,
Agar kuchh bhi nahi hota hai to,
Chadar-takiya lo aur so jaao.

Zindagi ki bhaag daud raaste badal jate hai,
Tez hawa mein sahil ke kinare badal jate hai,
Aksar sochta hu padh-2 ke sa record tod du,
Par kitaab kholte hi iraade badal jate hain.

Mohalle Mein Nayi Maasuk Aaayi Hai,
Lekar Nakhre Purane,
Lajawab Husn Hai Log Mar Kar Hi Rahenge,
Moti Hai, Kaali Hai, Thigani Hai, To Hone De,
Use Lekar Konsa Tu Ghumne Ja Raha Hai Europ.

Koi najro se ishara kar leta hain,
Koi aankho se kuch kah deta hain,
Bada hi muskil ho jata hai jawab dena,
Jab koi English me baat kar leta hai.

Mohabbat mein jab mujhe Dhoka mila,
To zindagi me charo aur udasi cha gayi,
Socha tha ki aag laga dunga es duniya ko,
Par kambhakt colony mein dusri aa gayi.

Chali jati hain wo beauty parlour mein yun,
Unka maksad hain misaal-e-hoor ho jana..
Ab kon samjhaye en ladkiyo ko
Mumkin nahi kishmish ka fir se angur ho jana.

Ankhon se barsaat hoti hain,
Jab apki yaad saath hoti hai,
Jab b busy rahe mera cell to ..
Samajh lena aapki hone wali ..
Bhabhi se meri baat hoti hain.

Safar Lamba Hai Dost Banaate Rahiye,
Dil Mile Na Mile, Haath Badalate Rahiye,
Taj Mahal Na Banaiye Mehnga Padega,
Magar Har Taraf Mumtaj Banate Rahiye

Jab Jab Ghire Badal Teri Yaad Aayi,
Jab Jhoom Ke Barsa Sawan Teri Yaad Aayi,
Jab-Jab Main Bhiga Teri Yaad Aayi,
Ab Raha Nahi Jata, Chattri Lauta De Bhai.

Aaj Deedar, Kal Yaar,
Parson Pyaar,
Phir Ekraar, Phir Intzaar,
Phir Takraar, Phir Draar,
Saari Mehnat Bekar,
Aur Aakhir Me Ek Aur Devdas,
At Beer Bar.

Ramchandra Keh Gaye Siya Se,
Aisa Kalyug Ayega,
Ek Dost Ek Taraf Se SMS Karega,
Doosra Apna Paisa Bachayega.

Chaand Per Kaali Ghata Chhati To Hogi,
Sitaaron Ko Muskurahat Aati To Hogi,
Tum Lakh Chhupao Dunia Se,
Magar Akele Me Tumhe Apni Sakal Per Hassi Aati To Hogi.

Hume Tumse Love Hai,
Please Refuse Na Karna,
Yeh Zero Watt Ka “Hope” Bulb Hai,
Please Ise Fuse Mat Karna.

Kaya Aankhen Hai,
Kaya Baaten Hain,
Kaya Chehra Tumne Paya Hai,
Aisa Lagta Hai Jaise,
Jaise, Peepal Ke Ped Se Bhoot Utarkar Aaya Hai.

Dhoka Mila Jab Pyar Mein
Zindagi Mein Udaasi Chhaa Gayi
Socha Tha Chhod Denge In Raaho Ko
Per Aaj Mohalle Mein Dusri Aa Gayi

Ek Boond Se Sagar Nahi Banta
Rone Se Mukaddar Nahin Banta
Patana Hai To Pura Girls Hostel Patao
Ek Ladki Patake Koi Sikandar Nahin Banta

Aam Meethe, Angur Khatte
Aam Meethe, Angur Khatte
Mere Shair Padhne Wale Ullu Ke Patthe

Meri Zindagi Ek Jua Ban Ke Reh Gayi
Meri Zindagi Ek Jua Ban Ke Reh Gayi
Maine Jise Pyar Kiya
Voh Mere Bachon Ki Bua Ban K Reh Gayi

Funny Shayari English

“I’m not lazy, I’m just on energy-saving mode.”

“I’m not short, I’m just concentrated awesome.”

“I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right.”

“If at first, you don’t succeed, skydiving is not for you.”

“I don’t need a hairstylist, my pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning.”

“A true friend is someone who knows all your flaws and still thinks you’re amazing!”

“Friends don’t let friends do silly things alone.”

“Friends are like fries and ketchup – they just go together!”

“We’re not just friends, we’re accomplices in all the mischief we get up to!”

“You’re my best friend because you’re just as crazy as I am!”

“Friendship is all about standing together when the world is against you, and then teasing each other about it later!”

“We may not have it all together, but together we have it all!”

“A good friend is someone who thinks you’re a good egg even though they know you’re slightly cracked!”

“Friends are like bras – always close to your heart and there to support you!”

“The best thing about having friends is that you can be stupid together and no one will judge you!”

My mom asked me if I have any plans for the weekend.
I said, “No, I’m just going to sit in the fridge and cool off.”

My grandpa said he will give me a dollar if I can find his phone.
Well, it’s been 3 weeks and I’m still looking for it.

Family gatherings are like a box of chocolates, you never know what you’re going to get!

My family is like a circus, but without the tent or the cool outfits.

Family is not an important thing, it’s everything.
But sometimes everything can be a little crazy!

I come from a family where gravy is considered a beverage.

Family is like fudge – mostly sweet with a few nuts!

A family that eats together stays together, but a family that laughs together lives forever!

My family is a little bit crazy, but that’s what makes us awesome!

Family – where life begins and love never ends. And where the jokes are always free!

You don’t choose your family, but you can choose to laugh at their jokes (even if they’re not funny)!

A family is a group of people who annoy you the most but love you the most too!
Shayaris for Significant Other: for WhatsApp

You’re the cheese to my macaroni, the butter to my bread, and the Nutella to my spoon.

I love you more than pizza, and that’s saying a lot.

You’re the bacon to my eggs, the milk to my cereal, and the wifi to my phone – basically, you complete me!

You’re like a dictionary – you add meaning to my life!

You’re the only person I’d share my food with, even if it’s my favorite pizza!

I’m pretty sure we were made for each other, because we both love naps and snacks!

If love was a food, you’d be a buffet – I can’t get enough of you!

I love you more than pizza, and that’s saying a lot!

You’re the reason I wake up with a smile, and the reason I go to bed with a smile (and sometimes drool on my pillow)!

You’re like my favorite song – I can listen to you on repeat all day long!

I’m so lucky to have found someone who puts up with my quirks and still loves me!

I’m pretty sure we’re meant to be, because we both think the other is the funny one in the relationship!